by Palacia, Astrologer to the Stars and Beyond!GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Nobody has bigger problems than you this month, Gemini. The stars foresee lawsuits in your future, particularly those concerning the misappropriation of PTA funds. With Uranus in retrograde motion, it is not a good time to begin dieting. However, it is a fine time to start drinking. Effervescent prosecco is a good choice for Geminis.
Although Mars is rising in Neptune this month, do not be alarmed. No planets were actually harmed.
A lunar eclipse on June 4 gives you the chance to confront some longtime childhood fears that are, honestly, quite ridiculous. It won’t make you feel any better, but it gives you something to do while your partner is cheating on you. On a brighter note, a tragic hunting accident will claim the life of your employer. How you handle this will determine the next five years of your life. No pressure, though.
Not a Gemini? Good for you. Check the daily horoscope for all other signs here.
Famous Geminis: Johnny Depp, Joan Collins, Queen Victoria, Salman Rushdie, Nicole Kidman, Dean Martin, Boy George, Joe Montana, Alanis Morissette, Maurice Sendak, Marilyn Monroe, Palacia
No comments:
Post a Comment